This little book presents five murderous cocktails that resulted in terribly bad behavior including, extradition from Albania, launching a wibbly-wobbly castle with a small child aboard, scalding the groin of a Prime Minister, hijacking a bus of elderly Turkish women, and being rescued by an Algerian gunboat while burying a chicken at sea. Readers are encouraged not to mimic this dreadful behavior, not to drink and drive, to avoid The French, and stay moist at all times so as to avoid becoming fetid, flaccid, or desiccated.
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